February 2012
i cut my bangs today
my eyebrows look bitchin’ with short bangs
oh yeah i’ve started filling in my brows with pencil
it’s hot
i’m hot
sizzlin
i can't fucking find my mp3 player
fuck
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beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks...
i got some stuff accomplished today
i got some pink pants
and a phone card from my mom
and did my FAFSA
and ate some peanut chicken that my mom made
and went for a walk
hurray
dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister downloaded this...
OH MY GOD
so last night i went to buy some coconut rum because it’s delish
and at the liquor store i saw my high school spanish teacher
she works there as a second job
and i was like “WOAHHHH”
but she’s really nice and really pretty and also pregnant again and she’s my little brother’s teacher now
so it was nice seeing her
mikedurstewitzsodmg:
Next time someone sneezes, glare at them and coldly say “Don’t let it happen again”
god
i should go to dinner
because if i stay in my room any longer
i’ll just curl up in a ball on my floor and have anxiety all night because finances are stressing me out
especially since my financial aid is going to be fucked over thanks to my dad taking out a $50k loan to buy a house and furniture for his mistress (who left him after half a week of living with him because he is a shitty...
amy complains about being poor blog
wah
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bugsthatsmellikegrass asked: I have a tracfone too! Only, it has triple minutes for life on it >D
god
me: guys stop texting and calling me for bullshit reasons i have a tracfone and i'm almost out of minutes i literally have 5 minutes left
everybody: text text call call picture text that takes up 1.5 minutes compared to the .3 minutes of a normal text
me: sobs silently and turns her phone off for a week until she can afford the $20 phone card
kevin: -makes a pigeon noise because he is kevin-
me: you sound like a pigeon
me: my boyfriend is a pigeon
me: hatoful boyfriend is my reality
THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING
alphachikadee:
chaosghost:
bawbs:
Rebel 1
good to know im literally the last human to know how raw this game is
DA WHEEL OV FAT IS TURNING
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kevin's butt looked so fly in his new dress pants...
just sayin’
just
sayin’
@lindsay
girl watchu talkin about we were the hottest babes on the dance floor
ambushing my residents today
so that they’ll do their IIs
“I don’t think Mr. Issa has ever taken birth control. Where they are totally...”
– Cecile Richards, president of Planned Parenthood (via itsjustsex)
i'm gonna go get some food
but since i’m almost out of meal plans i’m just gonna buy something
buhhh
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
the dance i went to was ok
the wine was shitty
the dj wasn’t that good
he kept like, switching over to new songs just as the current song was getting good
and there weren’t even good transitions it was like he was just like “oh let’s play this song now” and then clicked a song in itunes
also it was only two hours which was kind of short
i mean i had longer dances in middle school so yeah
...
pandyland:
religionisbullshit:
joshymoony:
Do...
confession
i like runaway love, you know, the kanye song with justin beiber. it’s a good song ok
should i wear contacts to the big dance tonight
last night was bitchin
hopefully tonight will also be bitchin
bitchin nights for all
Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
princessswaggerjacker:
phonemasterion:
LMAO FUCK.
o
oh my god
i love my best friend
but i hate her facebook
she is always talking about her boyfriend
and wine tastings
and other stuff
and it’s always “I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH I AM SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM NOW WE’RE GOING TO A WINE TASTING”
and they’ve been dating for like a year
come on girl get yo shit togetha
they're playing what is love in the dc
baby don’t hurt me
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”